007 ♜ [voice]

[becauseheswill]

That was... quite a nap.

[Private to Una]

Do you mind if I asked you a few more questions about your travels?

[Private to Caesares]

... Were you affected? [In mirrorverse, he means.]

[Private to Olive]

I know this is... belated, but I am sorry about how I acted during that. Event.

[Filtered to David since lol he doubts you have filters. :|]

How've you been?

Comments

[Private]

[worstsongever]

It's okay. You weren't you. [And her slutty facade probably deserved it. Or something. :c]

Have you been asleep all this time?

[Private]

[becauseheswill]

I think so. What's happened?

[Private]

[worstsongever]

Geez. I mean, I'm sorry, I should've checked or something. Uh...Not all that much. There was a flood, it looked like people were stuck together.

[Private]

[becauseheswill]

Don't worry about it. Do you mean literally stuck together?

[Private]

[worstsongever]

Yeah. Well not like Siamese twins, but people got paired off. There was this whole...switching wardens and inmates thing, too. some people had to deal with that.

[Private]

[becauseheswill]

Sounds like things have been unusually quiet.

[Private]

[worstsongever]

This better not mean the other shoe is going to drop.

[Private]

[becauseheswill]

You've got my permission to hit me if it does.

[Private]

[worstsongever]

Oh I will. I have had great examples of the California Bitch Slap.

[Private]

[becauseheswill]

Have you?

[Private]

[worstsongever]

...Usually on my cheek, but. Learn by experience, and all that.